i had a dream last night that you had pet seals and gorillas
you brought the seals to my house, which was not really my house - i had a giant pool - and you filled it up with water and let your seals go swimming
what’s worse is, professor abramowicz was there in the pool with this glasses and shirt off (awkward) and we were showing him pictures of how you also had gorillas that you had brought over several days before
then i was curious about why you had SOOOOO many animals, and stefi appeared out of nowhere and told me that you and your family and like 12 brothers and sisters had a giant farm
and i was like, oh that makes sense, because he is mormon
I got this message from one of my best friends. She emailed it to me and I felt like it was important to share with all of you… for the record, I only have one sister. But the story is funny nonetheless.